February 2012
206 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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i love no one and no one loves me: leonsumbitches:... →
leonsumbitches:
wellalright:
i think one of the worst things about people is that you can’t just openly admit to wanting to know someone. like i guess you can, but unless you want to be “that guy” you can’t just be like, “i want to be your friend.” because it’s just so not the norm…
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
A word that does not exist in the English...
Ya’aburnee Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
this has always crossed my mind.
100460:
i’m really sad i just want a good beard in my life
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via qwopette)
even after all this time, you still make my heart flutter.
we never even dated.
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stellablu)
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“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath (via asphyxiations)
bbcsherlockftw:
sunsight:
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Watch
Sit your WHORE ass down!
LOL…CAN’T…BREATH.
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Watchspanish boy in the back be chill as fuckkk
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“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...”
– Charles Bukowski (via andyclash)
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when i get sad, i get overwhelmingly sad. Unexpected and overwhelming.
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