March 2012
178 posts
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February 2012
242 posts
new sex position
n-ut:
it’s called the wild bull.
put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
lol
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Watchglamourfashionhoex:
dead
Watchromansexorcism:
thatfaggotmatt:
suckmycockiness:
vaginacellphone:
mmmicheal:
jesus christ
omfg
PEEING omfdksafjalomfg
MY GOD
if that was my birthday i’d drop dead too
kudos to the kid in the sombrero still eating the cake.
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“Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You...”
– Osho (via stellablu)
100460:
things i look for in a potential mate:
beard
pulse
beard
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meytee and annakay goin skinny dippin' wassup
dansmespantalons:
Tell your friends.
your hot guy friends.
“My heart was too big for my body, so I let it go.”
– Anis Mojgani (via stellablu)
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Watchabitchnamecandy:
ay-drian:
HAHAHAHAHAGAWFAWDAW
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooololol tf
Watchurbanenlightenment:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
This is why I love the office
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meytee and annakay goin skinny dippin' wassup
i want to go skinny dipping so badly.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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i love no one and no one loves me: leonsumbitches:... →
leonsumbitches:
wellalright:
i think one of the worst things about people is that you can’t just openly admit to wanting to know someone. like i guess you can, but unless you want to be “that guy” you can’t just be like, “i want to be your friend.” because it’s just so not the norm…
When the substitute teacher is fine as fuck
